4 reasons you shouldn't get Monzo, according to people who have

That pink card you see absolutely everywhere. What is it? Where did it come from? And more importantly, why should you get one?

You've probably read some reviews, and you definitely have a friend who won't stop going on about it.

But to help you make your decision, we've decided to play devil's advocate.

Here are 5 reasons why you absolutely shouldn't open a Monzo account.

1. You'll find yourself getting emotionally attached to a notification

There's just something about that sound 🀀

2. Your Monzo account will become an extension of yourself

For better or worse...

3. You'll never win at hide and seek

Seriously these cards are probably visible from space.

4. And there's a very real risk you'll become one of these people

Can you actually imagine?!

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So, we've told you the truth and let you know what you're in for. But for some reason you're still determined to get yourself a Monzo account. We can help!

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