8 reasons not to open a Monzo account

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That pink card you're seeing absolutely everywhere. What is it? Where did it come from? And more importantly, why should you get one?

You've probably read some glowing reviews and you definitely have a friend who won't stop going on and on about it. But to help you make your decision fair and easy, we've decided to play devil's advocate.

Here are 8 reasons why you shouldn't get Monzo:

1. Hot Coral will become your entire life

2. You'll never win a game of hide and seek again

3. And you might start bothering actual medical professionals

4. You could develop strange feelings for the notification sounds

5. You simply lose all perspective entirely

6. You'll have to face up to your true self

7. You'll feel special, but not for long

8. And no matter what, we'll always remind you that we're there